Slenderman: ooooo so you wanna get dirty huh?! *walks over twards me and looks down at me*
Me: Holy Sh!t your tall *back away to get better view*
Slenderman: *rushes and kisses me*
Me: *shoves slenderman away and backs away slowly* I think ima have heart attack , now I know how you kill you victims , you act sexy then kiss them *sexiness over load ..... dies*
nothing..just keep being sexy..plz
Slenderman: (seductive voice) ok~ *sexy and I know it comes on and slenderman starts booty dancing like a maniac* *my mom walks in*
It's not what it looks like!
slenderman: *we both exchange looks and slendy continues booty dancing* *WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE YEAH! WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE YEAH!*
Put on that damn shirt, or else face the risk of your red tie disappearing.
AND WASH THAT SHIT OFF YOUR CHEST.
Smexy: *wicked grin*